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(A Mum’s Version of) 12 Days of Christmas – My Silly Rap

Posted December 22, 2015 by Bethanie Lunn

I wrote this at 4am due to pregnancy insomnia – The Mum’s Version of the 12 Days of Christmas.  Well, how else should I spend my time while I lie their uncomfortably, tooting and cramping? 🙂
I’m sure you’ll all be able to relate to the scenarios I’ve picked, maybe even the (exaggeration/ frequent day-dreaming / medicinal needs), of number five!
Watch the video to see me making a fool of myself as I attempt to sing, and join in with the words below.  It MUST be sung in the original tune and each line rhymes with the original so it’s easy enough to do.  Thank you for reading my blog and watching my channel this year. Have fun, have a giggle and Merry Christmas all.  xxx

WATCH THE VIDEO:

THE WORDS:

On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me a phone full of silly selfies
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 
Two missing gloves 
and a phone full of silly selfies.

On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 

Three tantrums,

Two missing gloves 

and a phone full of silly selfies.

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 

Four smelly turds, 

Three tantrums

Two missing gloves 

and a phone full of silly selfies.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 

Five pints of gin, 

Four smelly turds, 

Three tantrums, 

Two missing gloves
and a phone full of silly selfies.

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 

Six shocking weigh-ins, 

Five pints of gin, 

Four smelly turds, 

Three tantrums

Two missing gloves 

and a phone full of silly selfies.

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 

Seven knackered women, 

Six shocking weigh-ins, 

Five pints of gin,

Four smelly turds, 

Three tantrums, 

Two missing gloves 

and a phone full of silly selfies.

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 

Eight mums a-milking, 

Seven knackered women, 

Six shocking weigh-ins,

Five pints of gin, 

Four smelly turds, 

Three tantrums

Two missing gloves

and a phone full of silly selfies.

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me

Nine babies dancing, 

Eight mums a-milking,
Seven knackered women,
Six shocking weigh-ins, 
Five pints of gin, 
Four smelly turds, 
Three tantrums,
Two missing gloves
and a phone full of silly selfies.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 
Ten boobs a-seeping, 
Eight mums a-milking,
Seven knackered women,
Six shocking weigh-ins, 
Five pints of gin, 
Four smelly turds,
Three tantrums
Two missing gloves
and a phone full of silly selfies.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, 
my true love sent to me
Eleven bums for wiping, 
Ten boobs a seeping, 
Eight mums a-milking,
Seven knackered women,
Six shocking weigh-ins,
Five pints of gin, 
Four smelly turds, 
Three tantrums
Two missing gloves 
and a phone full of silly selfies.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me 

Twelve rags for slumming, 

Eleven bums for wiping, 

Ten boobs a seeping,
Eight mums a-milking,
Seven knackered women,
Six shocking weigh-ins,
Five pints of gin,
Four smelly turds,
Three tantrums,
Two missing gloves
and a phone full of silly selfies.
Merry Christmas x
Image credits:
Tracksuit: Antoine K 
Baby Wipes: Abi Porter
Suckling Pigs: John Mason
Feeding Cow: Jenny Downing
Exhausted Woman: Lee Haywood
Scales: Alan Cleaver
Happy Poo: Moon Angel
Gin: Cyclone Bill
Tantrum Sculpture: Forest Runner
Odd Gloves: Tripp

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